2048: Times Of India Headlines....

SupriyaRanjan DasMunshi(grandson of PriyaRanjan DasMunshi) has announced a 'Dream Big, One day we'll achieve' project for the 2050 World Cup football to be held in Bangladesh(Automatic Qualification for them). India is yet to qualify for a football World Cup.

Shoroth Basu has been elected the new chief minister of West Bengal. No points for guessing which party he belongs to! Kerala and West Bengal are still ruled by the Left Front.

Infosys Technologies Limited, India appointed their 10000000th employee! Moreover, they celebrated their 'touching' of the 75-Billion mark, with distributing 'La Gauche' leather jackets and 'Police' sun-glasses to all.

An unknown old man, claimed to be Subhash Chandra Bose, before he breathed his last. He died in a village near Ayodhya and had several scars on his body, which he had claimed to be of a 'plane crash'!He was believed to be 174 years old.

Though millions of people are still unemployed and illiterate, Rajiv Tushar Prasad, the prime minister of India, publicised the successful testing of Vikramaditya 16, a nuclear missile of the range of 9400 Kms.

The Indian cricket team lost in the finals of The Carlton and United Tri-Nation One-day series, to Australia, in Melbourne. The last time they had one a tri-series outside the sub-continent, was 47 years ago in England(Natwest Challenge). Sourav Chandidas Ganguly,74, the estranged former Indian skipper, requests the people of the country to cheer for their team. (Please listen to Dadu (Grandfather)!)

Dev Anand's (127 years old) new production, Masti in Melbourne, has hit the theaters. It launches a new face named Pratiksha Mehta(former Miss India).

Dhoom 22 has been shortlisted as the official entry to the Oscars. A lot of hopes are clinging on to this movie, Indian Cinema is yet to recieve an Oscar.

The Pakistan Prime Minister Sharfaraz Ahmed, has called for a meeting with the Indian Prime Minister, to settle land disputes around the Cashmere region.

An unexpected Tornado brushed the shores of western Gujarat. The exact numbers of death and injury are still unknown.

P.S: This blog is completely hypothetical and its not meant to hurt anybody's sentiments!! :)