T&T 2: Early Morning, i need to walk down from Jayanagar 6th Block to 4th Block to catch the bus (8:10 a.m.). I found an old person sitting near one Ganesha temple (i pass by everyday), the clothes were tattered and he had a helpless and innocent look on his face. He didn't put out his hands to 'beg'. I somehow felt pity for the soul and ditched out 2 bucks from my wallet with a sense of inexplicable pride. The person took it from me very gently and...**this part is nasty**
after approximately 4 secs of an eerie silence, flinged the coin back to me, nearly hollering at me.."Main bhikhari nehi hu!!!" (I am not a beggar)

**Sheeeeesh..what embarrassment, i looked around, picked up the coin and raced myself towards the bus stop**

T&T 1: Somebody (a female) calls me at 11:45 p.m. a few days back..and goes like this...
"Hey listen, its better we meet tomorrow, its quite late now and my parents are still awake, i promise to see u tomorrow and ya sweetheart don't forget to bring that gift u promised me" ...
Yes, am certainly dumbstruck, believe me i had no such plans!! ..

Am like..."Sorry, but are you sure that you are unraveling the plan to the right person"...

The girl is like..."Ahhh...Indra right??? (Yes, i am the Lord of War..temme whom do you want to declare a war on???)"

Me..."Sorry mam, i am not the One (U aren't Trinity right??) u r trying to send across this "insanely shady" (No, obviously i didn't say that! :)) message!!"...

Our mam..."Oh my God (Sorry again, this is not Indra)...am really really sorry to disturb you!!!**line goes dead**
i go to sleep just missing the chance of blackmailing somebody (No, this idea never came on my mind :p)