16/03/2009

gifts are beautiful...except buying 'em! :)













Gifts!

Ahhh...how about a watch?!
Naah, too common!
A formal shirt?!

Uhmm..too formal!

Okay, then ahh... a box of chocolates?!

No ways, gimme a break, that's for a kid!

How about a bottle of wine?

He doesn't drink.

Okay, how about a good book, a thoughtful one!?

He doesn't read.

Ahh...then maybe a nice perfume?!

Ohh..No... He smells pretty good.

A photo-frame?

No. Doesn't convey anything!

A collection of good rock n' roll music from the 70's?!

Ohh...He is more of a Gazaal guy!

A free ticket to Paris and 4 days and 4 nights stay below the Eiffel Tower?!

What?!?!?!?

Ok, I was kiddin'...ahhh...a digicam maybe?!

Too expensive.

A charcoal painting of his favorite musician?!

Very boring!

A pink and red-striped tie?! Don't kill me.

I'll give him a dead mongoose rather!

okayy..lemme think... a toiletry bag!?
Very frivolous!

A 8 gb pen-drive and 2 rechargable batteries?!
I am going to kill you now!

Ok..ok...a hunter air rifle?!

He is against violence.

A stainless steel set of 1 spoon, 4 knives and 3 forks?!

You don't love yourself, right?

Hehe..Ok, yeah, I've run out of ideas, now I'll come up with only such bizzarre stuffs!

Guys are hopeless!

I know!

8 comments:

Curl Canvas said...

LOL!!!!!! :)
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Prasoon said...

ah you could go on..
a pair of socks, hair styling gel, jacket, yada yada etc etc :P

gifts are always tough to find - impossiblish actually when the person whom you're gifting is a newly found friend and not someone whom you've known for ages. if you know them for ages, well - itna soche bina - any gift goes n feels special.

how about a Liverpool tee Sounak or a Chelsea one? Err, you a Real fan? :P

TheGreatOne said...

@prasoon: Disgusting!!! I am an Arsenal fan for Satan's Sake!!! :-|

Divs said...

hehee...

you know.. some of these are real nice gifts. will make a note of this.

mine is usually a question - I'm buying a gift for you so what do you want?
whatever the answer is I buy that for my friends :)

El Furibundo said...

Do you er... love yourself? Dirty boy.

harsiwalla said...

i believe, the essence of a gift is not in giving what the opposite person likes or will like... but gifting something that leaves a bit of you with that person, always.

very well written though !

TheGreatOne said...

@harsiwalla: Really nice thought! :)

Unknown said...

LOL !!! :-D